Kiss your year goodbye ...
NYE
History of the world
"I'm just wondering where the pirates are." An insider said "the Pope seemed like he was genuinely confused after Trump asked for Vatican intervention on the wall - and then we all laughed ."
Ad-VANTAGE
The instructions were clear and convincing her to accept the job was easy, except for the last sentence of the contract. Jump. She wondered what that meant. She swallowed her fear when the elevator stopped with a shuddering groan. They were suspended between floors with a gaping hole in the middle. The only way to…
No Room Inside
I shivered while he fidgeted with the lock. "Hurry, I snapped, it's starting to rain. Let's get it over with!" "Shut up or I'll shut you up," Hank snarled. "It's not my fault you lost the bet and you have to go inside the crypt, besides you aren't afraid of any old ghouls are you,…
Inter -Stellar -Communications
The night sky draws wide Shooting straight through the cloud ridden skies And that ... That extra- superior moonlight Can be inspired by nothing less Than your flash of bright Stellar Stellar
Pontification
Paddling down the Ponchartrain was a pontoon boat captained by pooches and aptly named the ”Dogma.” A prompting exercise for the word Pontificate
Genesis
Via Genesis Once upon a time There was a world that was sublime with fig leaves galore Even at the general store And anything but apples were the daily core Of everybody's diet But like all women you know There was one in the garden Who ignored the word "No" Didn't care to obey And liked to…
