I would say I hate you but I hate me more I drained the bath water then dove headfirst into remiss or a longing that’s called a nightmare , the abyss I siphoned the filth out of my weeping lungs and choked on my bitter tongue With that violent chasm I sputtered half dead and drowned the last little bit of sad the proverbial baby and all jazz out with the dirty wash I thought you ‘d go but then I heard you snoring or wheezing or maybe reeling as I rolled over and smothered that thought of missing your lips … Continue reading Black Water
King Henry the Eighth has become the victim of yet another Tinder date gone wrong . “His sperm is dead, infection in leg has made him crazy in the head and Anne isn’t the first Bolyen he’s spread…” – some … Continue reading History Live !
Clearly Mom skipped the Egyptology section at the exhibition Continue reading Epic Mom Fails of History
So what did one bat say to the other bat ? I don’t know , they were off my radar . Continue reading Batty
Cyranny’s Word of the Day Challenge How do you make a vampire cow’s milk into cheese? A process called Bloodcurdling. Continue reading Bloodcurdling
Brainstorming for dummies: Writer’s block is one block you can’t fit square because you keep circling it. Continue reading Word-nerds
More cowbell is almost enough… Continue reading The Daily Whine