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Black Water


I would say I hate you

but I hate me more

I drained the bath water then dove headfirst

into remiss or a longing that’s called

a nightmare , the abyss

I siphoned the filth out of my weeping lungs

and choked on my bitter tongue

With that violent chasm

I sputtered half dead

and drowned the last little bit of sad

the proverbial baby and all that jazz

out with the dirty wash I thought you ‘d go

but then I heard you snoring  or wheezing or maybe reeling

as I rolled over and smothered that thought

of missing your lips and crushed that last regress

hard pressed though

to shed a tear this time

the wound it’s just too old

with now stone cold fingertips,

I  brushed  you off

then finally ,you go

Auvoir, kiss, kiss and

Away…then

You’re gone

 

 

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History Live !


King Henry the Eighth has become the victim of yet another Tinder date gone wrong .

“His sperm is dead, infection in leg has made him crazy in the head and Anne isn’t the first Bolyen he’s spread…”

 – some wench not named Mary

 

 

 

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Epic Mom Fails of History


Maybe we need more people who are not afraid to Walk Like An Egyptian…

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Batty


So what did one bat say to the other bat ?

I don’t know , they were off my radar .

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Bloodcurdling


Cyranny’s Word of the Day Challenge

How do you make a vampire cow’s milk into cheese?

A process called Bloodcurdling.

Word-nerds


Brainstorming for dummies:

Writer’s block is one block you can’t fit square because you keep circling it.

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The Daily Whine


The freedom bell that we ring believes in more cowbell , all the cowbell ,every cowbell … resulting in a lot of clanging via our socially active president . Yes , we have conquered it – Cyber-ia .

Lucky us .