Clearly Mom skipped the Egyptology section at the exhibition
More cowbell is almost enough…
Birthdays . After a certain age they become less of a thrill and more of a kill … to your ego , I mean . But at least some things remain the same.At five , I wanted a party, cake and unicorns and glitter . At present , I still want cake and unicorns and […]
Sunday’s Facepalm Edition
The Great Pumpkin Who ATE Charlie Brown is my new aesthetic, I realized today in the coffee creamer aisle .
When you realize that your Uber driver is the blind date you have a restraining order on . Awkward.