Have your cake and eat it too, peasant
Clearly Mom skipped the Egyptology section at the exhibition
I said I wanted a new alliance, my freaking dog and a huge wedding cake -NOT let them eat cake !
Sunday’s Facepalm Edition
The Great Pumpkin Who ATE Charlie Brown is my new aesthetic, I realized today in the coffee creamer aisle .
When you realize that your Uber driver is the blind date you have a restraining order on . Awkward.