On the next episode of ”Marie Antoinette Ruins France ” find out why Marie Antoinette is at her wits end and really cold in the bathtub, too . Sometimes it takes patience and virtue to be a future Queen. @MarieAntoine1792 wrote : This morning, I was really tired and cold in the bathtub- freezing really […]
Previously on My Fabulous Teenage Life As Archduchess of Austria, I received the news that I am betrothed to the grandson of Louis XV, whose court at Versailles is said to be the most wicked court in the world. I know that you are already asking… Well, to answer that question, not yet. I’ve been […]
Have your cake and eat it too, peasant
“I’m just wondering where the pirates are.” An insider said “the Pope seemed like he was genuinely confused after Trump asked for Vatican intervention on the wall – and then we all laughed .”
Next on History Live! We’ll join the Countess Elizabeth Bathory, who has just been imprisoned in her own castle for unspeakable crimes. Will she finally come clean? Or is she guilty of throwing the baby out with the bath water … proving that blood is indeed thicker ,after all ? Countess Báthory : Can I […]
I said I wanted a new alliance, my freaking dog and a huge wedding cake -NOT let them eat cake !