"Has God forgotten everything I've done for him ?" ~ Louis XV ”I wasn’t raised, I was built." ~ Marie Antoinette ”We should not let grass grow on the path of friendship." ~ Marie Therese Rodet Geoffrin …
Marie Antoinette’s Foibles Ala Versailles:Learning to be A Frenchy
Previously on My Fabulous Teenage Life As Archduchess of Austria, I received the news that I am betrothed to the grandson of Louis XV, whose court at Versailles is said to be the most wicked court in the world. I know that you are already asking... Well, to answer that question, not yet. I've been…
Historical Horoscopes Of Versailles
Have your cake and eat it too, peasant
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"I'm just wondering where the pirates are." An insider said "the Pope seemed like he was genuinely confused after Trump asked for Vatican intervention on the wall - and then we all laughed ."

Next on History Live! We'll join the Countess Elizabeth Bathory, who has just been imprisoned in her own castle for unspeakable crimes. Will she finally come clean? Or is she guilty of throwing the baby out with the bath water ... proving that blood is indeed thicker ,after all ? Countess Báthory : Can I…
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I said I wanted a new alliance, my freaking dog and a huge wedding cake -NOT let them eat cake !
Versailles Vichyssoise

The catfight in Versailles continues