More cowbell is almost enough…
Birthdays . After a certain age they become less of a thrill and more of a kill … to your ego , I mean . But at least some things remain the same.At five , I wanted a party, cake and unicorns and glitter . At present , I still want cake and unicorns andContinue reading “The Daily Whine”
Sunday’s Facepalm Edition
The Great Pumpkin Who ATE Charlie Brown is my new aesthetic, I realized today in the coffee creamer aisle .
When you realize that your Uber driver is the blind date you have a restraining order on . Awkward.
When a situation needs a touch of voodoo -and you hear that Marie Laveau is busy being dead.
When you add a few rhymes To add a happier vibe To a poem about a sad day, life, year or ….. bad makeup. The struggle is real