Previously on My Fabulous Teenage Life As Archduchess of Austria, I received the news that I am betrothed to the grandson of Louis XV, whose court at Versailles is said to be the most wicked court in the world. I know that you are already asking… Well, to answer that question, not yet. I’ve been […]
Have your cake and eat it too, peasant
But Hamilton is glad it’s not
Hey, I’m only 14 and new at this . Give me a break! Eat some more cake …
I said I wanted a new alliance, my freaking dog and a huge wedding cake -NOT let them eat cake !
The catfight in Versailles continues