And today on Best Quotes in History , we feature Louis XIV and Kanye West. Sometimes it makes one long for the oubliette... ”Has God forgotten everything I've done for him ?" -Louis XIV "Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it? ” - Kanye West
Marie Antoinette’s Foibles Ala Versailles: French Etiquette
"Has God forgotten everything I've done for him ?" ~ Louis XV ”I wasn’t raised, I was built." ~ Marie Antoinette ”We should not let grass grow on the path of friendship." ~ Marie Therese Rodet Geoffrin …
Marie Antoinette’s Foibles Ala Versailles:Learning to be A Frenchy
Previously on My Fabulous Teenage Life As Archduchess of Austria, I received the news that I am betrothed to the grandson of Louis XV, whose court at Versailles is said to be the most wicked court in the world. I know that you are already asking... Well, to answer that question, not yet. I've been…
Historical Horoscopes Of Versailles
Have your cake and eat it too, peasant
History Live !

King Henry the Eighth has become the victim of yet another Tinder date gone wrong . "His sperm is dead, infection in leg has made him crazy in the head and Anne isn't the first Bolyen he's spread..." - some wench not named Mary -

Next on History Live! We'll join the Countess Elizabeth Bathory, who has just been imprisoned in her own castle for unspeakable crimes. Will she finally come clean? Or is she guilty of throwing the baby out with the bath water ... proving that blood is indeed thicker ,after all ? Countess Báthory : Can I…