And today on Best Quotes in History , we feature Louis XIV and Kanye West. Sometimes it makes one long for the oubliette… ”Has God forgotten everything I’ve done for him ?” -Louis XIV “Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it? ” – Kanye West
Previously on My Fabulous Teenage Life As Archduchess of Austria, I received the news that I am betrothed to the grandson of Louis XV, whose court at Versailles is said to be the most wicked court in the world. I know that you are already asking… Well, to answer that question, not yet. I’ve been […]
Have your cake and eat it too, peasant
King Henry the Eighth has become the victim of yet another Tinder date gone wrong . “His sperm is dead, infection in leg has made him crazy in the head and Anne isn’t the first Bolyen he’s spread…” – some wench not named Mary –
A little history is in order for my latest dive into one of my favorite things in world. Someone once said to “write what you love ” and what I love is interesting women in history. I’m a little bit of a Marie Antoinette fangirl… so much that I am starting a sort of a […]
Hey, I’m only 14 and new at this . Give me a break! Eat some more cake …
