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poetry

Done


You hate to be kind
I’m sorry
but not
sorry
I didn’t cry
I’m hurt feelings
and your feelings
hurt
It’s ok but it’s been
too much work
A la Carte
Broken heart
why sup
On sorrow
and she disappointed her wits with the end
Auvoir has come again
Huge sigh
…of sweet goodbyes
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Lifestyle

THE BIRDBOX HOROSCOPES


It’s been a long time since I’ve seen what the stars have in store for you. And it’ll probably be better that way. So kids, hoard the food, grab the hatchets, clickers in hand and of course, no peaking. The alignment of your stars works best when you practice safety first – then you can be truly blinded by the horoscope of February, the month of love. Cupid was busy for a few minutes after he suddenly ended his day the way it started.

Since we are sticking with a theme here- we know he stabbed himself over a hundred thousand times thus rendering him useless for a millennial generation.

Up first and ready for the day, our Aquarius didn’t get the memo about the first step in staying alive. Instead, he downloaded the band famous for the quip – sadly you don’t need this month’s horoscope. Or any. Ever again.

Pisces is after you, unlucky asinine bastardized demigod, and we hope that he at least can read the tea leaves and then some . This planet is really in trouble.

Gemini’s you need to come together soon and unite for the better of life and then you can throw a bipolar bar mitzvah right at the end.

Cancer is gradient and turning in -the extended black scary demon infested way that everyone knows are not our friends -way. Yes, I’m going to call it now. You’ll be the death of me.

Virgo was my pick to die off first thing. Happy to say that I was planning the wrong mass burial and it’s highflying for help for you haha…

Libra you seem to be the lucky winner of this prize package: self-inflicted death by anime. That’s all I got. Sorry, I couldn’t make it any clearer but we’re chearing you on!

The saturnine Sagittarius is clearly not to eat anything that is not vegan, soy – free, dairy -free, gluten -free and nitrogen -free.

Leo, I’m going to stop and let you know that the scary monsters are the new kings of the jungle.

Aries is born to fly. But don’t look.

Well, that’s all I know. If I left any signs out, the reason is you don’t exist.

Have a great flight and thanks for flying the toxic skies!

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Lifestyle

History of the world


“I’m just wondering where the pirates are.”

An insider said “the Pope seemed like he was genuinely confused after Trump asked for Vatican intervention on the wall – and then we all laughed .”

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Lifestyle

The Daily Whine


The freedom bell that we ring believes in more cowbell , all the cowbell ,every cowbell … resulting in a lot of clanging via our socially active president . Yes , we have conquered it – Cyber-ia .

Lucky us .

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The Daily Whine


Birthdays . After a certain age they become less of a thrill and more of a kill … to your ego , I mean . But at least some things remain the same.At five , I wanted a party, cake and unicorns and glitter .

At present , I still want cake and unicorns and glitter .

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The Daily Whine


Me when realizing that not only do I have no game, contouring skills or original thoughts- today or ever.

It also occurs to me that only 9.85% of my viewers actually like me enough to subscribe.

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Lifestyle

The Daily Whine


The Great Pumpkin Who ATE  Charlie Brown is my new aesthetic, I realized today in the coffee creamer aisle .