You hate to be kind I’m sorry but not sorry I didn’t cry I’m hurt feelings and your feelings hurt It’s ok but it’s been too much work A la Carte Broken heart why sup On sorrow and she disappointed her wits with the end Auvoir has come again Huge sigh …of sweet goodbyes
It looks like the earth is doomed
“I’m just wondering where the pirates are.” An insider said “the Pope seemed like he was genuinely confused after Trump asked for Vatican intervention on the wall – and then we all laughed .”
More cowbell is almost enough…
Birthdays . After a certain age they become less of a thrill and more of a kill … to your ego , I mean . But at least some things remain the same.At five , I wanted a party, cake and unicorns and glitter . At present , I still want cake and unicorns and […]
Sunday’s Facepalm Edition
The Great Pumpkin Who ATE Charlie Brown is my new aesthetic, I realized today in the coffee creamer aisle .