You hate to be kind I’m sorry but not sorry I didn’t cry I’m hurt feelings and your feelings hurt It’s ok but it’s been too much work A la Carte Broken heart why sup On sorrow and she disappointed her wits with the end Auvoir has come again Huge sigh …of sweet goodbyes
“I’m just wondering where the pirates are.” An insider said “the Pope seemed like he was genuinely confused after Trump asked for Vatican intervention on the wall – and then we all laughed .”
The struggle is real but it doesn’t have to be
Cyranny’s Word of the Day Challenge How do you make a vampire cow’s milk into cheese? A process called Bloodcurdling.
Via Genesis Once upon a time There was a world that was sublime with fig leaves galore Even at the general store And anything but apples were the daily core Of everybody’s diet But like all women you know There was one in the garden Who ignored the word “No” Didn’t care to obey And liked to […]
He’s no chicken of the sea
Awkward is when you have to use words instead of emoticons .. because of stone . Source: Awkward