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The Daily Whine


Just got on social media to see what I’d missed and I just want to say two things : wasn’t the Spacex/NASA launch amazing and Carol Baskin killed her husband.

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Restless


Early on I didn’t believe
I couldn’t see
Just let the waves carry me


Before the fog rolled in
But after the frost
I let my sight out to seek


Searching upwards for the key
And there were none
Just black night I see


You had not surfaced
And I thought you slept
Do I have any plans for the week?


You liked to plan for your eternity
I have to have my sleep
I have to say that you can keep


My dangerous, carelessly gorgeous
love for you
declared on now stained diary sheets


pen and ink bled for all to see
That my life is weak
Was weak


But it’s me
who has non patiently waited
I like to plan for my eternity


Look up at the night
before you leave
And I’ll see you in the tear blotted ink

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Basic AF Writer’s Block


It happens to everyone. You hit a dead end on your already struggling road to writing martyrdom. There is no cure and there is no way through the concrete wall of no-words-ville . You have to suffer through it or sandblast your way out . How do you do that ? You force yourself to write crap. Remembering Rome wasnt built in a day and your novel obviously wasn’t built in a pandemic either . So lets get on to the bilious tripe you are going to spew in the name of getting you through the slump of dead thoughts. Or you can do what I’ve been doing to make it through this sad trial in life .

  • Make theme songs for the events in your everyday life
  • Reimagine the lyrics of a well known song to fit a certain event or person
  • Have golf practice in your living room
  • Try to come up with a weirder name than the baby of Elon Musk and Grimes
  • Work the equation for the above mentioned name
  • Practice the Carol Baskin dance
  • Make your dog look like Carol Baskin

Well that is all I’ve got for you today but I’ll be back tomorrow with more rules and pointers on living with the plague.

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April 24,2020


Friday Fictioneers

http://rochellewisoff.com/2020/04/22/24-april-2020/

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2/14/20 Friday Fictioneers


Friday Fictioneers

From the directors of Why am I drinking this yellow water anyway? comes the stinking awful …

Grating on our nerves: Sounds of the Sewer…the show where you have to quickly decide if your clues to the $10 prize are leading to the gutter or … 

Stay tuned to find out…

Does Larry the plumber take the plunge or does he run when he hears …

”Look at this one, Williams.it just makes me want to cry a little. What’s your problem? Didn’t want to be alloyed before asbestos, huh,?You tapping out because it’s cold? Waaaa waaaa waaa … “
“Who’s the lucky jerk gonna be today ..time to fake a clog and then accidentally…
“Haha …longest ride his ass will ever take .. last year we had people sad about only two moons … ”
 
The following is the photo prompt, thank you Rochelle Wisoff for all you do ❤️

 

 

 

 

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Friday Fictioneers


Tired of frostbite , HD decided to try his luck in the personal ads:

I’m looking to meet the girl who melts my heart . I’m usually the one who is accused of being a little frosty at first but when you get to know me , I’m super chill . I’m not always cool but I wanna meet some gals who are not expecting lukewarm or watered down company . I’m not into curdling but if you think your the cream of the crop, maybe we can make it rain .. snow or sleet. I’ll shake things up for ya. Who’s ready for this milkshake?
P.S. It turns out that Susan in accounting is.

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Friday Fictioneers: The Locked Box