Basic Af turns Two : At least 48 months of your life wasted that you’ll never get back

It’s been over two years since I started this blog and although I’m still not famous, I have learned a lot. I’m not going to bore you with any of that though ,because how much fun would that be .First I want to thank my current followers because that’s what you do -right before shamelessly beggjng for new ones . That’s right , I need a few of you who don’t follow me yet , a few of those lost souls who need me to enrich their lives to make that change . By simply clicking on the follow me button , you can make that decision . It’s so easy to change a life forever by one click of your mouse .

I need you to like me so , what better way than to recap some of my favorite posts from the last 48 months . Also ,I’m inconspicuously hiding a form at the end of this post so there’s no excuse . Act now before this offer is gone .

I would like to thank all of the people who liked me in Shakespeare in Love and now trust me for their vaginal health .

My first post where I put Gywneth Paltrow and her love of all things organically kooky on blast. Who are we kidding? I started off this site like a Whole Foods fangirl on the organic granola aisle . And to this day , I just can’t help it , I still love Gwyneth . The vagina steaming , not so much …

http://basicaf.blog/2018/07/07/gooped/

This post where I channeled Elizabeth Bennett in being vexed by my daughter’s catty lack of etiquette .

http://basicaf.blog/2018/07/16/cat-tastrophe/

This screaming attempt at writing horoscopes .You see what I did there?

http://basicaf.blog/2018/09/09/september-horoscope/

This post where I gave some Basic AF tips for getting through your family reunion.

http://basicaf.blog/2018/06/09/basic-af-tips-for-family-reunion-survival/

Then this guide of Basic AF golden nuggets of advice for leaving whatever happens in Vegas in Vegas.

https://basicaf.blog/2019/04/07/basic-af-guide-to-vegas/

The hilarious antics of my mother and the men who love her. Never mind, I deleted them because she didnt get the humor . How about this one where she still didn’t find me punny when discussing all things Egyptian .

http://basicaf.blog/2018/12/20/epic-mom-fails-of-history/

My take on the French Revolution including Marie Antoinette talking like Karen from Mean Girls,

https://basicaf.blog/2019/01/19/marie-antoinette-gossip-in-versailles/

Lots of puns and mockery inspired by Kanye West. Or This lady.

Kanye-isms

https://basicaf.blog/2018/12/09/history-live-2

A few jokes in the form of posts inspired by people I know.

Calling All Kinfolk

why-you-gotta-be-so-mean

And then there’s quite a few laughs made at my own neurotic self but that’s nothing new. So before you think please don’t threaten me with a good time just fill out the form below.

 

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