Basic Af turns 2 years old !

At least 48 months of your life wasted that you’ll never get back

It’s been over two years since I started this blog and although I’m still not famous, I have learned a lot. I’m not going to bore you with any of that though ,because how much fun would that be .First I want to thank my current followers because that’s what you do -right before shamelessly beggjng for new ones . That’s right , I need a few of you who don’t follow me yet , a few of those lost souls who need me to enrich their lives to make that change . By simply clicking on the follow me button , you can make that decision . It’s so easy to change a life forever by one click of your mouse .

I need you to like me so , what better way than to recap some of my favorite posts from the last 48 months . Also ,I’m inconspicuously hiding a form at the end of this post so there’s no excuse . Act now before this offer is gone .

I would like to thank all of the people who liked me in Shakespeare in Love and now trust me for their vaginal health .

My first post where I put Gywneth Paltrow and her love of all things organically kooky on blast. Who are we kidding? I started off this site like a Whole Foods fangirl on the organic granola aisle . And to this day , I just can’t help it , I still love Gwyneth . The vagina steaming , not so much …

This post where I channeled Elizabeth Bennett in being vexed by my daughter’s catty lack of etiquette .

This screaming attempt at writing horoscopes .You see what I did there?

This post where I gave some Basic AF tips for getting through your family reunion.

Then this guide of Basic AF golden nuggets of advice for leaving whatever happens in Vegas in Vegas.

The hilarious antics of my mother and the men who love her. Never mind, I deleted them because she didnt get the humor . How about this one where she still didn’t find me punny when discussing all things Egyptian .

My take on the French Revolution including Marie Antoinette talking like Karen from Mean Girls,

Lots of puns and mockery inspired by Kanye West. Or This lady.


A few jokes in the form of posts inspired by people I know.

Calling All Kinfolk


And then there’s quite a few laughs made at my own neurotic self but that’s nothing new. So before you think please don’t threaten me with a good time just fill out the form below.


Published by amylasater

And like a celebrity, I'm just like everyone else... I hope my readers will find my blog relatable to the idiosyncrasies , craziness and flaws that we all have. If you are perfect, I'm sorry and congratulations .This might not be the feeble attempt at a blog for you .PLEASE email me and give me your secret. It will save me a lot writing . I just read a piece about how my authors “ about me “page is probably boring everyone to death. I have always had a lot to say but my first claim to fame was in Eighth grade when one of my teachers read a story I had written to the class. I don’t remember what exactly it was about but the first sentence was “Coma. Unconscious. “. You see where I am going with this. My classmates were in awe. I was an instant star and most likely to write a book . And yet , here I am : boring you to death without a best seller . I need to change that.

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