Don’t answer the door… Continue reading Dark Corner Road
Kiss your year goodbye … Continue reading NYE
I’m an angry cleaner and I always have been. My great grandmother knew it before I did. She said that if you married a woman who cleaned when she was angry then you better not give her a real serious … Continue reading The Sweepstakes
From the directors of The Ring comes a horrifying sequel that is sure to be write up your alley …Continue reading “The DEADline”
Because to love is divine but to forgive your spouses bad taste in home decor is saintly .
Written for Friday Fictioneers Continue reading The Book Deal
Photo prompt @ Roger Bultot ”And that’s the house I grew up in. ” “That’s Grandma’s house? No way .” “Yes. I spent many happy minutes on the porch with Grandma watching the inquisition from here . What memories…” “Well , it’s time to get back to our world . You remember where you drew the portal , don’t you?” The woman with the long blonde hair was jolted out of her reverie by the loud sound of hoofs shaking the grounds around you them. The Holy Roman Empire! The little girl was dancing around pretending to be a fairy … Continue reading Friday Fictioneers 4/12/19
Will I makeup or break -up with Stila Stay All Day Liquid Lipstick?Stay tuned to find out. Continue reading Makeup or Breakup : Stila Stay All Day Liquid Lipstick
I feel like it’s time to do a trip /vacation guide or do’s and don’ts of traveling to Las Vegas.I’m writing this on the way to … Continue reading Own Your Vegas Vacation Like A Griswald
“This is it. The end of the line for you, Charlotte. Your kind isn’t needed anymore and this is proof. ” “You can’t do this! You wouldn’t dare! I’ll call my cousin, and he’ll put an end to your yarn-spinning. I don’t believe you would be so brave in front of him !” The hairy man kept talking “… it’s mass production because they can outspin you. Plus, people hate spiders … hate them , hear me ?End of the story is this …Spiderman is not going to save you this time. And why ? I hear you ask ?” “Because … Continue reading Friday Fictioneers 3/29/19
Friday Fictioneers 3/22/19 The blonde girl sitting next to me was getting impatient. A few more minutes passed before she spoke in a shaky voice. “I don’t mean to question you, but something is off here. We’ve been up and down, around and around and in a circle more times than I can count and still I’m looking at the same landscape each time.” “And that’s not all, I haven’t even mentioned the people who keep getting on and off … while we sit here.” “The people who don’t look like our people. “ “I’m going to guess this isn’t … Continue reading The OtherShip
Overheard by Marie Antoinette’s ghost: I said “No more cake in France – it’s banned , until I am cleared of that ridiculous statement. And for … Continue reading History Live! Cake , mais non!
DISTRACTED Writing , Don’t do it :Basic AF Tips to end the Struggle Continue reading Pick up the almighty pen and focus on writing, damn it !
“Don’t do it, Macy. You are so going to be sorry! Please !” “Oh shut up Anna, Anna, Anna. Annoying Anna! Hahaha, you scared? ” The tall girl was laughing so hard at the little one who was called Anna. The ugly tall one was laughing so hard that I didn’t bother. “Wait. What? Just like that? You didn’t bother warning her ?” “I felt so bad about it, but it was like karma or something.” “Aren’t you a little bit afraid of her,” Anna whimpered. “You know, now that’s she’s dead ” I opened my mouth but was interrupted … Continue reading Friday Fictioneers 2/15/19
And today on Best Quotes in History , we feature Louis XIV and Kanye West. Sometimes it makes one long for the oubliette… ”Has God forgotten everything I’ve done for him ?” -Louis XIV “Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it? ” – Kanye West Continue reading Best Quotes in History
It looks like the earth is doomed Continue reading THE BIRDBOX HOROSCOPES
Nine years ago today in history: ”Yo Taylor , I’m going to let you finish… ” -Kanye West Today in history, ”Yo, Donald, I’m going to let you finish ….” -Nancy Pelosi photo credit :AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite Continue reading Proud Moments In American History
Source: FFfAW Challenge – 201st This week’s photo prompt is provided by H.R.R. Gorman. Thank you H.R.R.! ”Donald, come out. We know you are in here. We can help you but we need you to cooperate with us. We know … Continue reading Paper Ducks
“I’m sorry but I’m not climbing that high. I’m staying here. I’m not risking no broken bones or nothing just because you dared me to.” ”Sam. Answer me when I’m talking to you.” ”Hey, I guess I am just wondering … Continue reading The Cave
Have your cake and eat it too, peasant Continue reading Historical Horoscopes Of Versailles
“I’m just wondering where the pirates are.” An insider said “the Pope seemed like he was genuinely confused after Trump asked for Vatican intervention on the wall – and then we all laughed .” Continue reading History of the world
King Henry the Eighth has become the victim of yet another Tinder date gone wrong . “His sperm is dead, infection in leg has made him crazy in the head and Anne isn’t the first Bolyen he’s spread…” – some … Continue reading History Live !
The instructions were clear and convincing her to accept the job was easy, except for the last sentence of the contract. Jump. She wondered what that meant. She swallowed her fear when the elevator stopped with a shuddering groan. They … Continue reading Ad-VANTAGE
A little history is in order for my latest dive into one of my favorite things in world. Someone once said to “write what you love … Continue reading Marie Antoinette’s Foibles ala Versailles :Introduction
Clearly Mom skipped the Egyptology section at the exhibition Continue reading Epic Mom Fails of History
Hey, I’m only 14 and new at this . Give me a break! Eat some more cake … Continue reading Marie Antoinette’s Foibles a la Versailles: Introduction to Court
https://rochellewisoff.com/2018/12/12/14-december-2018/ “MARS! Stop laughing! Read this and tell me it’s not Helios! That cheater! I could have anyone with this geography! ” Gaia screamed and pointed to the computer screen. For Sale By Cosmos : Nice, bright, little star ideal for … Continue reading Starstruck
How to have an existential crisis and be healthy while doing it . Not really .
Continue reading Gooped
The water pools under her dirty feet Dark and clay-like they sink further into the murky deep “Stick to me like glue , “she thinks There’s always next summer to get you clean The water swirls in her dirty sink I’ve been washing these hands for years it seems The cracks are trials of yet another week But there’s always next summer to get you clean The water ebbs at her bended knees I’ve been waiting on them for decades in silent plea So stiff and weary from years of no belief There’s always next summer to get you clean … Continue reading Next summer
Early on I didn’t believeI couldn’t seeJust let the waves carry me Before the fog rolled inBut after the frostI let my sight out to seek Searching upwards for the keyAnd there were noneJust black night I see You had not surfacedAnd I thought you sleptDo I have any plans for the week? You liked to plan for your eternityI have to have my sleepI have to say that you can keep My dangerous, carelessly gorgeouslove for youdeclared on now stained diary sheets pen and ink bled for all to seeThat my life is weakWas weak But it’s mewho has … Continue reading Restless
It happens to everyone. You hit a dead end on your already struggling road to writing martyrdom. There is no cure and there is no way through the concrete wall of no-words-ville . You have to suffer through it or sandblast your way out . How do you do that ? You force yourself to write crap. Remembering Rome wasnt built in a day and your novel obviously wasn’t built in a pandemic either . So lets get on to the bilious tripe you are going to spew in the name of getting you through the slump of dead thoughts. … Continue reading Basic AF Writer’s Block
Digging deep for cash … but how deep do you dare ? Continue reading 2/14/20 Friday Fictioneers
The future of France is a piece of cake or should be… Continue reading Marie Antoinette’s Foibles ala Versailles : The French Alliance