Kiss your year goodbye …
I’m an angry cleaner and I always have been. My great grandmother knew it before I did. She said that if you married a woman who cleaned when she was angry then you better not give her a real serious reason to be angry, because she wouldn’t leave any evidence and she’d be ready for […]
From the directors of The Ring comes a horrifying sequel that is sure to be write up your alley …
Because to love is divine but to forgive your spouses bad taste in home decor is saintly .
Why some women have no girlfriends and why you don’t need to apply for the position.
Written for Friday Fictioneers
Photo prompt @ Roger Bultot ”And that’s the house I grew up in. ” “That’s Grandma’s house? No way .” “Yes. I spent many happy minutes on the porch with Grandma watching the inquisition from here . What memories…” “Well , it’s time to get back to our world . You remember where you drew […]
Will I makeup or break -up with Stila Stay All Day Liquid Lipstick?Stay tuned to find out.
I feel like it’s time to do a trip /vacation guide or do’s and don’ts of traveling to Las Vegas.I’m writing this on the way to the airport. No, I’m not driving. It’s 5:49 am the central time in case you are nosy or just a troll. Instead of annoying my husband who doesn’t want […]
“This is it. The end of the line for you, Charlotte. Your kind isn’t needed anymore and this is proof. ” “You can’t do this! You wouldn’t dare! I’ll call my cousin, and he’ll put an end to your yarn-spinning. I don’t believe you would be so brave in front of him !” The hairy man […]
Friday Fictioneers 3/22/19 The blonde girl sitting next to me was getting impatient. A few more minutes passed before she spoke in a shaky voice. “I don’t mean to question you, but something is off here. We’ve been up and down, around and around and in a circle more times than I can count and […]
Overheard by Marie Antoinette’s ghost: I said “No more cake in France – it’s banned , until I am cleared of that ridiculous statement. And for the last time, It’s gluten not glutton free. These French are off their heads !
DISTRACTED Writing , Don’t do it :Basic AF Tips to end the Struggle
“Don’t do it, Macy. You are so going to be sorry! Please !” “Oh shut up Anna, Anna, Anna. Annoying Anna! Hahaha, you scared? ” The tall girl was laughing so hard at the little one who was called Anna. The ugly tall one was laughing so hard that I didn’t bother. “Wait. What? Just […]
And today on Best Quotes in History , we feature Louis XIV and Kanye West. Sometimes it makes one long for the oubliette… ”Has God forgotten everything I’ve done for him ?” -Louis XIV “Would you believe in what you believe in if you were the only one who believed it? ” – Kanye West
It looks like the earth is doomed
Nine years ago today in history: ”Yo Taylor , I’m going to let you finish… ” -Kanye West Today in history, ”Yo, Donald, I’m going to let you finish ….” -Nancy Pelosi photo credit :AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite
Source: FFfAW Challenge – 201st This week’s photo prompt is provided by H.R.R. Gorman. Thank you H.R.R.! ”Donald, come out. We know you are in here. We can help you but we need you to cooperate with us. We know you are scared but no one will hurt you. You can trust us. We are […]
“I’m sorry but I’m not climbing that high. I’m staying here. I’m not risking no broken bones or nothing just because you dared me to.” ”Sam. Answer me when I’m talking to you.” ”Hey, I guess I am just wondering why we are following the others when you’re the boss.” ”Sam… Hey, it’s a bit […]
Have your cake and eat it too, peasant
“I’m just wondering where the pirates are.” An insider said “the Pope seemed like he was genuinely confused after Trump asked for Vatican intervention on the wall – and then we all laughed .”
King Henry the Eighth has become the victim of yet another Tinder date gone wrong . “His sperm is dead, infection in leg has made him crazy in the head and Anne isn’t the first Bolyen he’s spread…” – some wench not named Mary –
The instructions were clear and convincing her to accept the job was easy, except for the last sentence of the contract. Jump. She wondered what that meant. She swallowed her fear when the elevator stopped with a shuddering groan. They were suspended between floors with a gaping hole in the middle. The only way to […]
A little history is in order for my latest dive into one of my favorite things in world. Someone once said to “write what you love ” and what I love is interesting women in history. I’m a little bit of a Marie Antoinette fangirl… so much that I am starting a sort of a […]
Clearly Mom skipped the Egyptology section at the exhibition
Hey, I’m only 14 and new at this . Give me a break! Eat some more cake …
https://rochellewisoff.com/2018/12/12/14-december-2018/ “MARS! Stop laughing! Read this and tell me it’s not Helios! That cheater! I could have anyone with this geography! ” Gaia screamed and pointed to the computer screen. For Sale By Cosmos : Nice, bright, little star ideal for a solar system with 9 planets and no black holes. Gassy little gem has a […]
How to have an existential crisis and be healthy while doing it . Not really .
Digging deep for cash … but how deep do you dare ?
The future of France is a piece of cake or should be…
On the next episode of ”Marie Antoinette Ruins France ” find out why Marie Antoinette is at her wits end and really cold in the bathtub, too . Sometimes it takes patience and virtue to be a future Queen. @MarieAntoine1792 wrote : This morning, I was really tired and cold in the bathtub- freezing really […]
Tired of frostbite , HD decided to try his luck in the personal ads: I’m looking to meet the girl who melts my heart . I’m usually the one who is accused of being a little frosty at first but when you get to know me , I’m super chill . I’m not always cool […]